Funny Inspirational Quotes - Quotes That Are Inspirational, Yet FunnyQuotes and sayings can be extremely inspiring as they help you see alternative points of view. These other outlooks can make you feel more motivated, improve your self image, aid your personal growth, and help you feel inner peace. In other words, allow the following words to relax you and make you feel good! 
"My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened." - Montaigne "These motivational tapes have really inspired me! I’m going to make a million dollars, buy my own company and retire early. Then, I’m going to write a novel and a symphony and give all the profits to charity. Then next month, I’ll figure out how to do it." - Randy Glassberger "He who laughs, lasts." - Mary Poole "Achieving Life Abundance News" Ezine and receive 1 FREE E-Course & 2 FREE Special Reports. Just fill in your Email Address and Name below: Privacy Policy "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." - Bertrand Russell "The harder you fall, the higher you bounce." - Unknown "Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive it isn't." - Richard Bach "Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese." - Billie Burke "It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous." - Robert Benchley "If you don't know how to die, don't worry; Nature will tell you what to do on the spot, fully and adequately. She will do this job perfectly for you; don't bother your head about it." - Montaigne "If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else." - Yogi Berra "If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving definitely isn't for you." - Unknown "If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate." - Thomas Watson "If the creator had a purpose in equipping us with a neck, he surely meant us to stick it out." - Arthur Koestler "Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there." - Will Rogers "If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito." - Unknown "If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, "You are wrong." This method works every time." - Henry Link "If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns." - Unknown "You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself." - Ethel Barrymore "You can't depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus." - Mark Twain "The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein Achieving Life Abundance home page
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